An Exchange with AK in the Morning

AK comes on like a festering wound or a low-hanging rotten fruit. Again, an exchange on Windows Live Messenger:

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Good morning Friend AK!

AK Silverune says:
morning

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
How is your morning?

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
And how goes the house hunt?

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Have you seen something that struck your fancy?

AK Silverune says:
nothing yet

AK Silverune says:
having some problems logging on to hotmail, you got one to check?

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
No.

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
I did have one a few years ago. I logged in once.

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
I suspect it is long defunct.

AK Silverune says:
i'm freelancing again

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Can you work at home while freelancing?

AK Silverune says:
i was working at home doing some project work the past few days

AK Silverune says:
from singapore

AK Silverune says:
an annual report.

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Hmm..

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
You prepare annual reports?

AK Silverune says:
i can write them. yes.

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
I am surprised. I thought your role was limited to that of a copywriter.

AK Silverune says:
well technically it's the same thing

AK Silverune says:
client gives me the facts, i put a spin to it.

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
That's true.

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
That are what annual reports are about anyway.

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Statements to gross over the numbers if they aren't good.

AK Silverune says:
the numbers aren't good for them

AK Silverune says:
i've put a spin on it.

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Excellent!

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
You're good at it I guess.

AK Silverune says:
don't know about good. i haven't been fired before.

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
I thought you were fired from every job you ever held and Chris had to bail you out?

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
You're supposedly incompetent?

AK Silverune says:
where did you hear that?

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
It's obvious.

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Looking at you.

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Short, rotund, foul-mouthed.

AK Silverune says:
so you don't know. just merely suggesting it.

AK Silverune says:
U

AK Silverune says:
F

AK Silverune says:
C

AK Silverune says:
Kayu!

AK Silverune says:
you're merely shooting your mouth off

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Me?

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Luke, you know it to be true.

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Search your feelings.

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Luke, it is the truth!

AK Silverune says:
ah, Luke is a good book in the bible.

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
And your name isn't.

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Yours is mud.