This is Ms Retard calling for Canon Singapore, 'What copier machine are you using?' *
Me: 'We've got one already, we are not interested in yours.'
Ms Retard: 'How long have you had it?'
Me: 'We are not interested.'
Ms Retard finally gave up.
*She is obviously not from Canon Singapore but just one of the many companies selling Canon products. They almost always start with a survey like this.