Ms Idiot: Hello, I am calling from Synergisetix Technologies and I have several IT solutions that can help your business.
Ms Idiot: Do you have any deficiencies in your system that we can remedy?
Me: We don't have a requirement at this point.
Ms Idiot: Can I have your email so that I can send you some information?
Me: No. My junk filters will remove it anyway. Why don't you send me a brochure via normal mail?
Ms Idiot: Erm, thank you.
Me: Wait! You proposed a solution costing thousands of dollars and when I ask that you mail a brochure costing less than a dollar, you cannot do that?
Ms Idiot: Err, eer, thank you..
Me: Why is this so?
Ms Idiot: Errr eerr...
I hung up on Ms Idiot at this point. I had also asked the same question a few months ago when another IT solution provider called. Heh.