Carcass

Carcass is back from his posting in Korea. He was almost going to be a tanker before he injured himself. Now, he is stuck on a desk job somewhere on the continental US. More funny conversations on the chat channel on DuneMUD:

[22:11] Amenophis lafs.
[22:14] Krx : carcass... so, except for trying to be a smartass towards
someone who loged on after a year of zero gameplay.. any other hobbies?
[22:15] Carcass : yeas
[22:15] Carcass : i'm an asshole to people who logged on after a day of zero
gameplay
[22:15] Krx : cool, just thought I'd check...
[22:15] Marlboro : Psst, Carcass, what about the Thai Ladyboys and Silver?
[22:15] Carcass : i save them for the asian players
[22:15] Carcass : where is blackice?
[22:16] Marlboro : Oh, he's finally gotten a job.
[22:16] Carcass laughs.
[22:16] Marlboro : No longer in Missouri
[22:16] Carcass nods.
[22:16] Marlboro : or Texas.
[22:16] Carcass : MO i think
[22:16] Marlboro : Sold his guns and knives
[22:16] Marlboro : Yes, St Louis
[22:16] Marlboro : He was in Kanas for a bit.
[22:16] Marlboro : Kansas
[22:16] Marlboro acks.
[22:17] Marlboro : Silver has abought a house in Melbourne.
[22:17] Carcass : i'veheard
[22:17] Carcass : all the kuolings are doing well
[22:18] Marlboro laughs.
[22:18] Marlboro : They certainly are.
[22:18] Carcass : i hear he's taken a job prostituting himself at a truck
stop
[22:18] Marlboro : Not surprising really. Cheap Asian labour. Deprives
Draelon from his man-ho job.
[22:18] Carcass laughs.
[22:19] Marlboro : He's renovating his place.
[22:19] Marlboro : What about you Carcass?
[22:19] Carcass : been working on my place
[22:19] Carcass : almose done with the upstairs
[22:19] Marlboro : Besides getting married, what else?
[22:20] Marlboro : Little Carcasslings?
[22:20] Carcass shakes his head.
[22:20] Carcass : just the dogs
[22:20] Marlboro : You're doing the dogs?
[22:20] Carcass : no, not your mom
[22:20] Marlboro gasps in astonishment.
[22:20] Apollo gasps.
[22:20] Krx lafs.
[22:20] Marlboro grins evilly.
[22:21] Marlboro : I got a tip for you, Carcass. Doing dogs give puppies not
Little Carcasslings.
[22:21] Carcass thinks carefully.
[22:21] Marlboro grins evilly and gives Carcass a high five.
[22:21] Carcass : what do you get when you do singaporians?
[22:21] Marlboro : At least, you are quick on the uptake. Fast retort.
[22:21] Carcass : dog chow mein?
[22:21] Marlboro laughs.
[22:21] Marlboro cheers Carcass enthusiastically.
[22:22] Marlboro grins evilly.
[22:22] Marlboro : The last person who did a Singaporean got Silver.
[22:23] Carcass : fell sorry for her
[22:23] Marlboro nods solemnly.
[22:27] Marlboro : It's like Carcass is joining the Taliban.
[22:27] Marlboro fears Carcass.
[22:27] Apollo : Belt Bomb division?
[22:27] Carcass laughs.
[22:27] Marlboro : That would have to be a huge belt.
[22:27] Carcass : the taliban are a bunch of illiterate koran thumpers,
which is hard when you can't read the koran
[22:27] Marlboro : enormous belt.
[22:28] Apollo : Ouch.
[22:28] Marlboro : They live in camel shacks
[22:28] Marlboro : how how y'all live in trailers
[22:28] Carcass : news article on msnbc, they are still trading daughters to
pay for debets
[22:28] Carcass : er, debts
[22:28] Marlboro : like how y'all live in trailers
[22:28] Carcass shrugs.
[22:28] Marlboro pokes Carcass in the ribs.
[22:28] Apollo lives in a van down by the river.
[22:29] Marlboro : Did you know that Carcass once single-handedly fought off
a bunch of Talibans with his bare hands?
[22:29] Carcass : i showed them a comic book
[22:29] Carcass : they were terrified of archie and jughead
[22:29] Marlboro : In one hand!
[22:30] Marlboro : Psst, Jughead is gay.
[22:30] Marlboro : Archie's lover actually.
[22:30] Marlboro : Did you not know?
[22:31] Carcass : that's why they were scared
[22:31] Marlboro : What now, Carcass?
[22:31] Marlboro : Is that what you will be doing for the rest of your life?
[22:31] Marlboro : That career?
[22:32] Marlboro : Oh, I didn't make that up about Jughead and Archie being
gay. It's reported.
[22:32] Marlboro : It's something that appears in many blogs and websites
now and then.
[22:33] Carcass laughs.
[22:33] Carcass : urban legend
[22:33] Carcass : archie is giving it to old girl left and right
[22:33] Carcass : he plays gay to get chicks
[22:34] Marlboro laughs.
[22:34] Marlboro : And also why Jughead is the way he is...
[22:35] Carcass : i'm off to bed, fool
[22:35] Carcass : good night marlie
[22:35] Marlboro : Bye Carcass!
[22:36] Marlboro : Good talking to you again.
[22:36] Marlboro : Don't be too rough to your Thai Ladyboys man!
[22:36] Carcass : silver is on, enjoy him
[22:36] Carcass : w;ave evillly