The Weather

Another conversation on DuneMUD:

[22:16] Chibiace: its 19 here because its raining
[22:16] Telosf: it's -2.8 C here.
[22:16] Gorgos: When you're talking about cold weather, the degrees do not matter. Wind matters.
[22:17] Chibiace: southwest 29km
[22:17] Chibiace: thats why its raining
[22:17] Jor: not always... that's like saying it's not hot because it's not humid...
[22:17] Telosf fucking lafs.
[22:17] Chibiace: 68% humidity
[22:17] Telosf loves that emote
[22:17] Telosf: 69% here
[22:18] Telosf: tomorrow its supposed to be -4
[22:18] Chibiace: we're getting all this wind and stuff from antartica, like those iceburgs
[22:18] Gorgos: I've worked in -45 degree celsius weather, in the middle of snow-covered forests in the deepest Finland, and it was not at all unpleasant or difficult. Because there was almost no wind.
[22:18] Jor: well, you will know it's REALLY cold when the penguins start campin on your doorstep... ;)
[22:19] Telosf: well, finland is cold.
[22:19] Marlboro grins evilly at Jor.
[22:19] Marlboro: Snowing!
[22:19] Telosf: Colorado isn't too bad.
[22:19] Jor: don't get me wrong... I love the cold... It's heat that I can't stand...
[22:19] Gorgos: Cold is not a problem when there is no wind.
[22:19] Marlboro: It's thunderstorms here. 4 days of heavy downpours. Torrential downpours and flooding. Mudslides, etc.
[22:19] Gorgos: Cold is always better than heat.
[22:19] Jor: I still have a problem with it... Cold weather shrinks my balls... :D
[22:19] Telosf: agrees... cuz in cold you can always put on another jacket.
[22:19] Chibiace: i hate summer, cant wait until winter
[22:19] Telosf: plus, when you die in the cold, you just fall asleep
[22:20] Gorgos: Well, not exactly.
[22:20] Jor: lol... there's a pleasant thought...
[22:20] Telosf: in the heat, your balls expand until they're 200kg
[22:20] Jor: lol
[22:20] Gorgos: Frostbites will appear before you die. Those can feel like your skin is on fire.
[22:20] Gorgos: So dying in the cold is not all that pleasant.
[22:21] Telosf: not if you're frozen by liquid nitrogen, or get hypothermia in the ocean
[22:21] Jor: that's why cold is so much better, cause the frostbite will warm u up... :D
[22:21] Gorgos: How many people do you know that happened to die by the way of liquid nitrogen-exposure?
[22:22] Chibiace laughs.
[22:22] Telosf: not enough, apparently.
[22:22] Jor: well... I know one that was ALMOST killed by it... The Terminator
[22:23] Telosf: though I did see a wart ge
[22:23] Jor: can u get rid of clingy old gurlfriends that way?
[22:23] Telosf: I bet that'd be a nice, quick way to got rmoved by way of liquid nitrogen
[22:23] Telosf: that was pretty cool
[22:23] Jor: can u get rid of clingy old gurlfriends that way?
[22:23] Telosf: I bet that'd be a nice, quick way to go
[22:23] Telosf: yeah, just make sure you shatter them afterwards
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[22:24] Telosf: nah.
[22:23] Telosf: that was pretty cool
[22:24] Telosf: why?
[22:24] Marlboro: Well, someone killed five hookers there.
[22:24] Marlboro: Well, someone killed five hookers there.
[22:25] Marlboro shudders uncontrollably.
[22:25] Telosf: I don't do hookers.
[22:25] Telosf: Only politicians.
[22:26] Chibiace coughs noisily.
[22:26] Telosf is not an assassin. You know nothing.
[22:26] Chibiace: wasnt i
[22:26] Gorgos: "Courtesans"
[22:27] Gorgos: You shouldn't speak ill of the dead. Hooker is not a very nice word to use of a person. 5 courtesans, not 5 hookers.
[22:27] Jor: where is ipswich... or should I say which one?
[22:27] Marlboro nods solemnly.
[22:27] Telosf: yeah, they'll come back to haunt you with their crabs
[22:27] Jor: hehe
[22:27] Marlboro: Ipswich is a city in England where they have a second-rate football team.
[22:27] Jor: nothing like an itchy rash from the afterlife...
[22:28] Marlboro: Zombie Courtesans and social escorts!
[22:29] Telosf turns into Jesus
[22:29] Telosf: Take this, all of you, and EAT IT!
[22:31] Marlboro: Do we get a foot wash?
[22:31] Telosf: If you ask moses.
[22:32] Chibiace: IP switch.
[22:32] Chibiace: they clearly have a huge networking base
[22:32] Telosf: heh
[22:32] Telosf: the facility is large