Silver and Gold

A conversation thread on DuneMUD:

[23:09] Gold : my best playerkill owns
[23:12] Slounge : who the hell is gold?>
[23:12] Slounge : and how is he pk?
[23:12] Potatoe points at Gold.
[23:13] Lemur : magic?
[23:13] Potatoe : super badass newbie
[23:13] Lemur : golden showers?
[23:13] Slounge : lol
[23:13] Gold : i'm silvers wife
[23:13] Potatoe : that's a great song
[23:14] Potatoe : silver doesn't have a wife
[23:14] Gold : he has me!
[23:14] Lemur : he may have a husband tho
[23:14] Potatoe : he has an animitronic auto wrench for those needs
[23:15] Kyouri : aren't female tleilax erm.. used for other things? ;)
[23:16] Potatoe : peth labs
[23:17] Potatoe : I mean meth labs
[23:17] Gold : i'm silvers sex slave
[23:18] Potatoe : silver doesn't have sex.... he reproduces by getting a new
extended warranty