How about you and me fight?

AK says:
how about you and me fight?

AK says:
i bet i could beat you up.

AK says:
with my martial arts skill.

AK says:
you there? are you peeing in your pants?

AK says:
oops.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
I have a longer reach. I can hold you on your head and you can't touch me.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
What are you going to do about that?

AK was left speechless for quite a bit. He was probably sulking somewhere before he returned with a rejoinder ten minutes later.

AK says:
oh you've got a fever don't you? delusional.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Gollum wants to dispute this point?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Face it Gollum, you're short.