SENSATIONAL!

Brazil 0 France 1. France has done it again! It has often been overlooked that France has traditionally been a bane of Brazil and now, France has again beaten the hot favourite with its galaxy of football superstars. BRILLIANT!

What an amazing turn of events!

England 0 Portugal 0. Meanwhile, dismal England is finally out after another horrific performance at the penalty shootout. Don't they ever learn?

Self-destructive tendencies and petulance aren't necessary qualities that one should look for in a footballer. 1998. 2006. Where else?

As for Christiano Ronaldo, what an awful person.