Benedict's Wheel

Another funny thread on DuneMUD. Benedict and Paradox are wizards:

[chat] Benedict spins the Wheel of Sexual Ambiguity!
[chat] Paradox goes : Woo Woo.
[chat] Mystique : oh fear
[chat] The Wheel of Sexual Ambiguity lands on Benedict!
[chat] Shaaitan : Now you lost me.
[chat] Nothing happens.Liet arrives.
[chat] Benedict : I try not to restrict myself to your primitive notions of sexuality or modesty.
[chat] Shaaitan : Dude we fremens have Tau Orgys.
[chat] Mystique hmms.
[chat] Mystique bonks Benedict with a rubber mallet.