Silver's (AK) Humble Abode

Another exchange on MSN Messenger:

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Good morning Friend Kuoby!

AK says:
Link

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Yes, you have shown me the image previously.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
This should be blogged.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Looks pleasant and humble.

AK says:
what should be blogged?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Silver's humble abode.

AK says:
i am humble and pleasant!

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
I thought you would want a palatial place.

AK says:
no

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Huge, with gold taps.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
And torture chambers.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
And lots of slaves.

AK says:
oh no, i wouldn't want your palatial factory floors

AK says:
filled with struggling peons making a buck

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
I don't know man. Who is the one with the slave?

AK says:
you! and your maids

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
YOU!

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Your slave has spoken up.

AK says:
idiot!

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
She suffered unusual, cruel torture at your hands.

AK says:
such idiocy!

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
You are damned.

AK says:
listening to you is ususual and cruel torture.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Evading the issue again. You had slaves.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
What are you going to do now?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Are you going to be reformed?

AK says:
Going? i AM reformed.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
So you claimed.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
How do you explain your slaves?

AK says:
why do i need to explain

AK says:
can you send me durian? i thiink my aussie colleauges would love it.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Woo, you seem to think that I am your slave.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Your slaving habits are still there. You are not reformed.

AK says:
i still can't mud

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
That's divine punishment from Emperor Loh.

AK says:
Emperor Loh can lick my boots and resuscitate my butt.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
See? That's another manifestation of your slaving habits.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
You are just proving to the world that you're a heartless slaver.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Yours slaves lick your golden boots, don't they?

AK says:
i don't wear golden boots

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
And they pat your golden butt too?

AK says:
oh ho ho. i won't be goaded by your feeble asinine opines.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
You felt goaded?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Why?

AK says:
i'm busy so...

AK says:
F

AK says:
C

AK says:
Kayu!

AK says:
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Chuang Shyue Chou says:
You sound like a British fashion house, O'Golden Butt.

AK says:
they've stupidly dropped the FCUK branding

AK says:
they should keep it.

AK says:
revitalise it

AK says:
so much brand equity in it.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
People have told me of a backlash.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Any truth to that?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
They said that the novelty is gone.

AK says:
yea, that's because they lack the foresight to see that i can be revitalised.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
I am sure you can.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Perhaps with a hot poker, O'Golden Butt.

AK says:
sigh.

AK says:
i guess mudding means i can do more work

AK says:
of course that means i have to suffer your insolence more, without having Dune to distract me.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
You're flattered that people bother to listen to you while you ply a dishonest trade, eh?

AK says:
i have no need for flattery you flatulent fool.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Slavery and deception are evil, O'Golden Butt.

AK says:
OH MY WORD! THAT STENCH. stop flatulating you flatulent fool.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Eh?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Still obnoxious?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
I guess your reformation did not extend to your obnoxious behaviour.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Maybe, your reformation is not complete.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Your claims are falsehoods.

AK says:
your opinion of me matters as much leech being crushed by a truck.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
How creative! Is that how a creative copywriter uses metaphors?

AK says:
what does it matter to you? it's like your head's a coconut being pulverised by a monkey with an axe.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Your analogies are weak.

AK says:
not as weak as tea being diluted with water from the bathtub.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Your kung fu is weak, O'Golden Butt.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Is that how you peddle your junk food to young innocents?

AK says:
if only you could see me snort and flare my nostrils as big as the moon, you'd feel the true power of my disdain.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Is that what you do to frighten your slave Benita?

AK says:
who's benita.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
I know, to you slaves don't have names.

AK says:
DO

AK says:
I

AK says:
GIVE

AK says:
A

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
KUOBY!

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Kuoby?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Slaver?