What's your bloody problem now?

The very latest salvoes in the neverending exchanges on Windows Live Messenger. Yes, AK is in good form this morning:

AK Silverune says:
bah

AK Silverune says:
you're still there and haven't sunk under the waves

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Good morning!

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Such evil thoughts.

AK Silverune says:
yes yes. good good.

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
I thought you were reformed.

AK Silverune says:
i am

AK Silverune says:
i was merely concerned for your welfare

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Hmm...

AK Silverune says:
what's your bloody problem now

AK Silverune says:
btw, that's the line for australia's tourism campaign

AK Silverune says:
so it's not rude

AK Silverune says:
bloody problem

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Yes. I imagine going over to Sumatra and asking one blood-splattered villager who is holding the blood-drenched body of his child and asking 'What's your bloody problem now?'

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Well done.

AK Silverune says:
au contraire! you put such bloody words in my mouth. where did i bloody ever imply such bloody deeds?

AK Silverune says:
oh bloody friend of mine.

AK Silverune says:
i shall stop monitoring this IRC channel

AK Silverune says:
mischan!

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
AK wants to be ignored!

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
That's excellent!

AK Silverune says:
i'm busy you fucker

AK Silverune says:
mischan!

AK Silverune says:
lalalala

AK Silverune says:
how are you my bestest buddy?

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Reformed? Bah.

AK Silverune says:
thank you for acknowledging my reformation

cyberiad@pacific.net.sg says:
Bah.