Absconded with the Loot

AK has an obsession with looting as evidenced by this little exchange early this morning:

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Good morning Friend Kuo!

AK Silverune says:
you're in early. are you there to steal money?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Steal?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Hmm... It would appear that you have confused your own objectives with mine.

AK Silverune says:
yeah, theft. grab. snatch. rob.

AK Silverune says:
since you're in charge, you can loot all you want.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Hmm.. Is that what you would do?

AK Silverune says:
oh yes. that's what i've done - past tense. not future tense.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Was that with your father's bank?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Or your magazine operation?

AK Silverune says:
my planet you fool. i'm the high lord. how quickly the peons forget their lord patron.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Yes High Toad.

AK Silverune says:
but really. steal all the money from your office now since you're there early.

AK Silverune says:
i'm not instigating, merely suggesting.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Is that why you fled to Australia? After stealing money from your ad firm?

AK Silverune says:
did you make your save vs spell? it's a will save vs the suggestion spell.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Did you make your casting roll?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
No?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Obviously, you didn't.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Failed spell.

AK Silverune says:
you fool, i cast the spell, no need to make roll. you have to save.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Is that why you fled to Australia? After stealing money from your ad firm?

AK Silverune says:
you're born a fool! you've got a great chance now to strike it rich! steal the money and pencils and flee to zimbabwe!

AK Silverune says:
you can settle down with some blick chick and be happy with the pencils.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Hmm.. Is that what you did? Stole money and settled down with some blick chick in Australia with pencils?

AK Silverune says:
you're taking my material and using it! plagerising bastard!

AK Silverune says:
get your own shit.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Hmm.. You did not attempt even a denial. It must be true.

AK Silverune says:
i deny your very existence.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Of course you can since you have now absconded with the money.