23 May 2007

I am not interested

Tele-promoter: Hello, I am calling from UOB regarding this special promo...

Me: Wait, is this a sales call?

Tele-promoter: Yes..

Me: I am not interested.

Tele-promoter: May I know you are not interested?

Me: I am not interested.

Tele-promoter: May I know why?

Me: I am not interested in hearing what you have to say. N O T I N T E R E S T E D.

Tele-promoter: Oh, thank you.

Me: Thank you. Bye.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

HA, my former marketing lecturer had a telemarketer call him in class. Here's a brief account on their conversation:

TM (Telemarketer): ...Would you like to purchase an airline insurance?

JLo (Yes that's HIS initials): No, I usually travel by boat.

TM: Oh... Why do you like to travel by boat?

JLo: Because I'm afraid of heights. And I have claustrophobia.
Look, I'm busy right now.

TM: OK, so can I call you back later?

JLo: No, I'm having my hernia checked.

(Hangs up the phone.)

Chuang Shyue Chou said...

This is really too funny! Hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Telemarketing is a tough job. - Silverune.

Chuang Shyue Chou said...

It surely is by its very nature.