From Osan to Oklahoma

A conversation on MSN Messenger with Carcass of DuneMUD:

Carcass says:
so what's going on man?

Carcass says:
rofl

Carcass says:
dork

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
With another person.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Hahahahahaaha

Carcass says:
i went shopping in osan today

Carcass says:
got some nice leather jackets

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Osan!

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Silver is playing too.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Leather!

Carcass says:
got one for me, one for my wife

Carcass says:
and got a full length leather coat fitted

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
How's life over there?

Carcass says:
going to pick it up next week

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Freezing your butt off?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Any tanks?

Carcass says:
it's colder than a pimp's heart here

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Driving the M1 now?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Ack

Carcass says:
no no, still doing the paralegal thing

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Have you seen the Korean K1 yet?

Carcass says:
i have

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
I have always wanted to see that K1 tank.

Carcass says:
looks like an abrams turret on a diesel chassis

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
It's a Chrysler design.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Yes!

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
The Abrams is designed by Chrysler anyway.

Carcass says:
looks awfully close to an abrams turret on an abrams hull with a bigass diesel in it

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
The Koreans have also bought T-90s and BMP-3s.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Yes, it's practically a smaller scale M1 with a diesel

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
you got that right.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Should be a formidable tank.

Carcass says:
it is

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
You can't take photos of it, right?

Carcass says:
ROKA is pretty badass

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
If you can, send me photos! I would love to see them!

Carcass says:
don't have any around to take photos of

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Ahhh..

Carcass says:
i'm sure if you google search images, you'll find plenty of K1's

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Yes, I heard that the troops there are scary.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
I know.

Carcass says:
some of their troops are pretty badass

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
I have photos from books too.

Carcass says:
some of them are lameasses,but can't expect all conscripts to be badass

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
But I just want photos from other sources

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Of course, there are always lame conscripts.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
You make those your storeman

Carcass says:
can't help you on that, i don't even know where any rok army units are

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
or driver

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Ahhhh...

Carcass says:
well, i know where some are, but no rok armor units

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Well, if you have ever got photos of Korean BMP-3s and K1s, please send them to me! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Carcass says:
i'm leaving here in 2 weeks, btw

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Where are you going?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Back to Hicksville?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Guam?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Thailand (for your ladyboys?)

Carcass says:
to oklahoma

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Ahh.. As a paralegal?

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
You will be living in a base, right?

Carcass says:
yeah

Carcass says:
well, i'll live offpost cause i'm married

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Cool!

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
I don't see you much on Dune anymore.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
no time, right?

Carcass says:
been very very busy lately

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
ahh.

Carcass says:
how is old man silver?

Carcass says:
he's an aussie now

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
He's buying a house.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
And two cars.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Doing well. Freelancing at present

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
until he finds a real job

Carcass says:
he's a good guy

Carcass says:
i like mister silver

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Hahahahah.

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
He's a funny one.

Carcass says:
he's like a chinese version of ebenezer skrooge

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Hahahaahah. Well described!

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
He was talking about buying a cheap digital camera for ages.

Carcass says:
rofl

Carcass says:
you should tell him i said that

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
I definitely will. I will put this conversation on my blog. That way, he will surely see it.

Carcass says:
rofl

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Heheheheheh.

Carcass says:
i bet he's too cheap to buy a house, he'll cobble together a shack from old cardboard boxes

Carcass says:
and tell his wife she has to walk to the grocery store

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Hahaahah. That's precious!

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Hahahahahah

Carcass says:
and he'll tell his kids they have to wait til daylight to learn to read, because he is too cheap to buy candles

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Sounds like him alright!

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Hahahahaha! You're on a roll tonight!

Carcass says:
i bet his keyboard only has 25 letters, he's too cheap to buy all 26!

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Hahahahaahahahah. I bet he steals bandwidth by riding on others because he's too cheap to subscribe!

Carcass says:
he couldn't afford a desktop, he got a cardboard boxtop computer

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
With a pedal so that he can generate electricity to run it!

Carcass says:
rofl

Carcass says:
instead of getting his hair cut, he just gets a cigarette lighter and burns it to length

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Hahaahah. and Silver uses that ricebowl of his too!

Carcass says:
he couldn't afford a toilet or an outhouse

Carcass says:
so he stole a flower pot from an old lady, and shits in it

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Hahahahahaha!

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
And he plants his vegetables in it as he is too cheap to buy from the supermarket

Carcass says:
i bet instead of buying chicken from the supermarket, he collects dead birds in the park

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Hahaahhahah. Evil!

Carcass says:
snicker

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
I am putting all this up on my blog.

Carcass says:
and i bet instead of getting the oil changed in his car, he drains someone elses and puts it in his

Carcass says:
he won't read this, he's too cheap to buy that much bandwidth, besides, instead of a 2400 baud modem, he has an old telegraph key

Chuang Shyue Chou says:
Hahahahahahah!