The Humility of the Heavenly Emperor Loh

Another conversation on MSN Messenger. His Highness has summoned me earlier when I was out but he pretends otherwise. He is such a model of humility. He cannot be anything else as he is perfection. His summons:

Emperor Loh says:
I'm here! By your command!

Emperor Loh says:
ohhh... the great chuang is ignoring me..boo.hoo.